Justin Sun tried to out-grift the Trumps and got wrecked. We break down the entertaining crypto drama: how His Excellency bought $75M of World Liberty Financial tokens to cozy up to the new administration, then got his wallets frozen when he tried to take profit. Plus, we discuss (objectify) some of crypto's good boys in game of Pump, Hold, Dump.

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